wanted: exterminator

as i was doing my hair today, i came across this little fellow. while straightening my hair (with an extremely hot flat iron in my hand mind you) this creature (who looks like it belongs in a forest, NOT a desert...or my house for that matter) decided it wanted to attack me. all of a sudden i just saw a brown, flying blur. SICK. after its flight, it landed in the bin in my bathroom with my hair products and my toothpaste. luckily i was able to put the top on the box and now i will wait until it is dead to get my good toothpaste back.

two words.

heebie jeebies.

and just to make it known what my bug life is like...today i also battled a cricket and a wolf spider. somebody save me.