ask me about my job.

i work for an insurance company.

i call people all day and set up appointments.

here are some of my conversations from the day:

call numero uno.

me: okay, we have you all set up to meet with mr. smallwood at 11 am.

client: is his name really smallwood??

me: yes.

client: do you ever get people making jokes about that name?

me: umm...no.

client: oh, okay, sorry dear.

call numero dos.

me: hello, is tressie available?

old man client: who?!

me: tressie?

old man client: i think you have the wrong number, theres no chucky here.

me: no, is there a TRESSIE, T-R-E-S-S-I-E?

old man client: hang on, let me turn this darn tv down. no theres no chucky here.

me: oh, ok, thank you very much.